Friday, June 10, 2022

TOO MANY YEARS! BLOG # 2354: FRI JUN 10,2022









THE COMEBACK:





MY MOM SAYS I ‘M A GOOD LOOKING GUY








GOOD LOOKS WITH UGLY PERSONALITIES INDICATE POOR CHARACTER



 


THE MESSAGE:


I have everything that I wanted as a teenager.  I don't have to go to school or work. I get a monthly allowance. I have my own messy pad. I have no  curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. That reminds me, I must get the licence 
renewed. I don't have acne, jealousy or impatience. 


Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.When I was a child "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. 

TONY TODAY:



The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."  I don’t have gray hair it's "wisdom highlights".  I'm just very wise.....If only... 

If God wanted me to touch my toes, God would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press 1 for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? I talk to myself: sometimes, I need expert and unbiased advice.  "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I came in there or winning $5 on the lottery.

THE MUSIC:
Nancy Sinatra & Dean Martin - Things



THE STUFF:





THE PUN:

Just so everyone's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.



THE QUESTION:

Is Toronto born Joey Votto a good fit or too old at 39 to play for the Blue Jays?


THE LEMON:

Awarded to MLB for giving the Yankees an easy season opening schedule!






THE QUOTE:
“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and that is the beginning of everything.” 
 F. Scott Fitzgerald 

THE CLIP:


  


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