THE COMEBACK:

"YES I BELIEVE IN GOD"

“WELL YOU’RE THE REASON GOD CREATED THE MIDDLE FINGER."

THE MESSAGE:

I am so thankful to have computer programs that allow me to save and delete commercials that are totally annoying. If I was to offer advice to any new entrepreneurs it would be to start up a new ad commercials company that viewers would actually enjoy watching their creations. It must be a certainty that it is possible to produce messages that give the viewer an acceptable format that might be designed to not annoy the audience. I have included here 10 simple rules that make TV viewing more enjoyable.

1. Avoid trying to be politically correct. Viewers are interested only in reasonable arguments to select the product.

2. Keep animals out of the ads. Shoppers don’t take their dogs or cats with them when they shop. No need to talk about polar bears! Ha ha.

3. Omit stupid phrases such as “ohhhhh yahhhh” and wowwzaa"

4. Use only professional actors and actresses rather than Company owners.

5. Stop law firms from using the phrase, “remember you only pay if we win.”

6. Outlaw all lottery ads B.S!

7. Schedule tv commercials so that they do not interrupt the program for more than 1 minute.

8. Restrict the total advertisement time for all ads to be no more than 3% of the program total time.

9. Charge more to advertisers for space on the production.

10. Raise the price of TV packages so that costs are reasonable for viewers and advertisers.

TONY TODAY:

HERE I WOULD LIKE TO REVIEW SOME TV ADS THAT STRIKE ME AS TERRIBLE.

LES HORRIBLES:

1. All cleaning products comparison ads.

2. All, law Popeye chicken ads and car ads.

3. All dudes who pump their own companies. “I am your guy!” or ones that use repetitive jingles...click off when I see false promises.

4. “We are coming to you from the Samsung studio powered by....” click off.

5. “Remember there are no bad questions!” then he leaves the stage with his dog. click off when I see his face.

6. The “official WHATEVER" of the Toronto Blue Jays.

7. “Go like a pro”. Hey National, how does a pro rent a car?

8. “There’s never been a better time!” So today’s price is lower than yesterday’s price?

9. Annoying repetition “ never not working, never not working.....”.

10. Cartoon clips.... appealing to adults?

LES ACCEPTABLES:

1. THE TD BANK AD WHERE THE YOUNG LAD HITS HIS MOTHER IN THE FACE WITH THE BAT (NOT SHOWN) ON HIS FOLLOW THRU. HA HA

2. THE TD CAR INSURANCE AD WHERE THE NEIGHBOUR LADY WATCHES KIDS PLAYING BALL HOCKEY AND HURRIES OUT TO PUT HER CAR IN THE GARAGE. BUT, A YOUNG GIRL'S SLAP SHOT TRIPS THE DOOR CLOSER WHICH SMASHES THE HOOD OF HER CAR. THE KIDS ALL SCATTER WITH THE GOALIE TRAILING. HA HA

WHY IS THIS LIST SO SHORT?

THE MUSIC: