THE COMEBACK:

GET WITH THE TIMES!

I HATE THAT MAGAZINE!

THE MESSAGE:

THE YEAR WAS 1955

STUDENT A:"My Philosophy professor just told us that in 50 years, Einstein's prediction would come true."

STUDENT B: "Come on Wilbert! You and Me will be here.

AND YET TODAY...........

A DAY AT THE BEACH

A DAY AT THE MUSEUM

A DAY AT SCHOOL

KIDS IN LOVE

DINNER WITH FRIENDS

TONY TODAY:

"Ya my History professor gave us a list of these following predictions that make you scratch your head."

"No it's true.....He wrote them on the board."

Sometime in the future.......

1. Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 15 cents just to mail a letter?

2. You can read in the sports section that a baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year for playing ball in New York? Someday they'll be making more than the President! Ya and some lucky dude married Marilyn Monroe last year. That's a marriage made in heaven! She probably could have hung out with the President.

3. The government is going to raise the minimum wage to $1.00 an hour. No contractors will want to hire additional help for their job sites.

4. For sure somebody is "GONNA GETT HURT". I never thought I'd see the day all our home appliances would be electric. They're even making electric typewriters now.

5. Things are so tough nowadays. The business section of the Star points out that a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

6. Gasoline will someday cost 25 cents a gallon? I'm thinking of selling my guzzler and buying a motorbike.

7. Everything is going up in price. It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

8. Thank the lord I won't live to see the day when the Government takes almost half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to govern. “

9. I believe The fast food restaurant is convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on. "

10. One thing is for sure. Sex in public will never be allowed.

11. If they think I'll pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget it."

THE MUSIC:

Mariah Carey, Olivia Newton-John - Hopelessly Devoted to You

STUFF:

When Olivia Newton-John sings “hopelessly Devoted to You" it sounds so ‘50ish' yet when Mariah Carey sings the song it magically sounds like the '90s.

THE PUN: