THE COMEBACK:
Let’s grab a drink!
Are you talking about a ‘cocktail’?
THE MESSAGE:
OH THE GENES OF INFIDELITY!
There she stands. Pretty face, shapely figure, soft eyes and mysterious presence all bundled together in a married women without shame.
Yes, there she stands, giggling. She looks around. The office is totally empty but for the two of them.
“Did you forget our dinner date?”, she chirps, one hand dangling at her side and hips that continue to sway ever so slightly. The other hand was tucked casually into a front pocket.
There he sits. His perch is unsettled. A married fellow who is bored by the work piling up on top of his desk. He picks up his desk phone and pretends to be involved with the invisible being on the other end of the line. Feigning annoyance, he proclaims loudly into the phone, "We’ll talk later.”
He stands, replaces the phone in its cradle, and pushes away from his desk. The helpless dupe grasps one of her hands and leads her to the supply room. Who really understands what is about to happen? Why is he still in the office at this hour? Why is he not at home with his family? Who is she?
Who is tempting whom? Is it not a ‘given' that temptation oft begets turmoil and regret? Did Shakespeare not warn of this? Or was it Ann Landers?
INTERESTING STUFF:
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
SOME STATISTICS ON MARRIAGE:
DIVORCE:
THE QUESTION:
Can true love ever experience Infidelity?
THE LEMON:

- Women tend to partner at an earlier age than men.
- Most Canadians aged 25 to 64 are married or live common law
- The average duration of marriages in Canada remains steady around 14 years with 42% of the divorces occurring for marriages lasting between 10 and 24 years.
In Canada, under the Divorce Act, you have to be separated for one year to get a divorce. However, there are exceptions to this rule. Exceptions include adultery or abuse by a spouse that makes living together impossible. 94% of all divorces in Canada use the separation of one year as the reason for divorce.
- Approximately 38% of all Canadian marriages end in divorce.
- The total divorce rate has been steady since the 1980s.
- The average age of people at the time of divorce is 41.9 years of age for women and 44.5 years of age for men.
- There has been an increase in the divorce rate for newer marriages.
- Money is one of the top reasons for divorce, followed by infidelity.
- Gaming managers 52.9%
- Bartenders 52.7%
- Flight attendants 50.5%
- Gaming service workers 50.3%
- Rolling machine setters, operators, and tenders 50.1%
- Switchboard operators 49.7%
- Extruding and drawing machine setters, operators, and tenders 49.6%
- Telemarketers 49.2%
JOBS WITH THE HIGHEST DIVORCE RATE:
- Actuaries — 17%
- Physical scientists — 18.9%
- Medical and life scientists — 19.6%
- Clergy — 19.8%
- Software developers, applications and systems software — 20.3%
- Physical therapists — 20.7%
- Optometrists — 20.8%
- Chemical engineers — 21.1%
THE 10 OCCUPATIONS WITH THE LOWEST DIVORCE RATES:
THE MUSIC:
I DON’T WANNA PLAY HOUSE, TAMMY WYNETTE:
THE QUESTION:
Can true love ever experience Infidelity?
THE LEMON:

Awarded to CP 24 for their totally confusing web page that tries to incorporate far too many forms of presenting news and information.
THE QUOTE:
by Brainy Quote
THE CLIP:















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