THE MESSAGE:
Donald Trump burst upon the political scene as an individual who is seen by many to be a vulgar, sociopathic, narcissistic, mysogonist. For them he comes across as a glutton for attention and adoration. They perceive that he has valued profit and personal aggrandizement over philanthropy. In his world, ethics, honour, empathy and truth are casualties to a character that appears brittle and hollow. The press is replete with Trump tales and follies and is relentless in its criticisms.
Could it be that the U.S. Empire is on the verge of collapse. When you read about the number of ‘wealthy’ Americans who make use of KPMG offshore schemes to avoid paying taxes it is quite revealing and upsetting. The national debt is out of control, estimated at $20 Trillion and climbing. The election of Trump as President is a result of Americans being fed up with smooth politicians who carry on with a terrible status quo. Meanwhile the world rots on as Canada tries to overcome.
Iran is on the rise. Saudi Arabia is an ally??? Israel is patrolling the oceans with nuclear armed submarines. Pakistan lingers. Countries in North, West and Central Africa are stirring the “Pot of Peace”. North Korea is in the hands of an insane demagogue! Who knows what's up with China and Russia? In the world map below, green is safe, yellow moderate and red dangerous.
Much of the wealth in the U.S. is being stashed offshore and entire generations of minorities are engaging in illegal but profitable activities. The nation is easily divided into two opposing parts: Blue States and Red States.
The cabinet choices of the U.S. leader indicate that many are unwilling to participate in his government and those that do sign on are seen, by some, to be questionable at best. The President fights to prevent undesirable outsiders from coming into the country. The judicial system thwarts him as he Trumpets "America First!"
Many seem to be unaware of the dangers to Democracy that are already established within the U.S.
"I'm all about da Trump, bout da Trump, no Clinton..."
Meanwhile the greedy and corrupt billionaires go about their clannish lifestyles with vigour and make use of international allies to find innovative ways to protect and enlarge their empires.THE BLURB:
BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN:
Wolf: "President Trump went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. After touring Jerusalem he underwent a heart examination. Anderson Cooper is in Jerusalem awaiting news of the results."
Anderson: reporting, "The President has passed."
“Locals say the U.S. can fly him home for $50,000 tomorrow, or he can be remain, in the Holy Land, for $100 per day."
Wolf: "Anderson, an emergency session of congress just voted to have him shipped home immediately because long ago a man died there, was buried there, and three days later he rose from the dead.,, Congress doesn't want to chance it…"
Anderson: "Hold on Blitz, the President is not dead! He just passed an exam on the Anatomy of the Heart."
MORE ON THE LIGHTER SIDE:
What a grrr great hairdo?
Always a whiner...err winner.
Putin's Pal and He Loves Deustche Bank!
Loves women!
Loves Mexicans!
I Have many Muslim friends.
Has many wonderful Black Brothers.
Obama's old buddy.
Has power...err tower everywhere.
His tweets are brilliant and inspiring. (he should stop!)
He is easy to criticize. At one's peril!
HIS NAME RHYMES WITH:
NAME SOME QUESTIONS
Bump drop the 'p' to get Bum?
Chump seriously?
Dump where he will end up?
Frump resembles an ugly woman?
Grump always blames others?
Hump friendly to women?
Jump maybe off a bridge?
Lump big turd?
Pump pour it out?
Plump his ego?
Rump his brain? Wrong side doc!
Stump where's the rest of the tree?
Thump and another one bites the dust?
Ump bad calls?
PROMISES MADE:
- Will visit Hillary in jail.
- Will schedule another interview with Meaghan Kelly
- Will charge Mexico not only for the wall but also the tunnels underneath it.
- Will win over Californians
- Will have a town hall meeting in Stockholm, Sweden.
- Will make the USA grrrr eat again.
- Will learn to be humble
- Will become less threatening.
- Will produce and star in a movie entitled "The Trump Trumps".
TRUMP'S HEALTHCARE PACKAGE:
The American Medical Association has seriously debated Trump's health care package:
The Allergists were in favour of scratching much of it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about the negatives, while Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Rheumatologists advised smoking a joint and starting again! but that was just a rheumour.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain that everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists exclaimed, "Over my dead body!" and Pediatricians ordered, "Just grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was extreme madness, and Radiologists saw right through it.
Dental Surgeons wanted it to have much more bite while General Practitioners felt that it did not do enough for 4 star military officers.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the entire matter and the Internists added it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons stressed that the proposals would "put a whole new face on the matter.", while Transplant Surgeons had brainier ideas
Podiatrists thought it was a step backward, and Urologists were pissed at the whole concept.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No way!"
In the end, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire mess up to the assholes in Washington.
THE QUESTION:
What happens to Canada if the USA does collapse?
THE LEMON:
Stephen McNeil, Premier of Nova Scotia for creating doubt as to who is the worst head of Province between himself and Kathleen Wynne of Ontario.
THE QUOTE:
"People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me." Donald TrumpTHE CLIP:
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