INTRODUCING
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THE GREAT FINAC |
FINAC WRITES
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WHO LEFT THE SEATS UP? YOU GO FIRST. NO YOU GO. WELL WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. OK. |
WISDOM:
MY MOM USED TO SAY
"Chi ha bisogno, domandi." (Asking is not a sin, and being refused is not a pity.)
MEMORIES:
YESTERDAY - THE BEATLES
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, I yesterday came suddenly
Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
THINKING IT THROUGH:
"All good things are wild and free." REALLY?
DON'T FORGET MISTER SKUNK!
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I'M WILD AND FEELING FREE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE GIFT |
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HERE YOU GO |
FALSE PROMISES:
"Time heals all wounds"... NOT ALWAYS!
WHAT IF YOUR WIFE 'PASSES THE TIME' WHEN THE ALARM FOR THAT EARLY GOLF GAME WAKENS HER ?
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ARRRG! RIGHT IN THE GOOLIES! |
MISGUIDED THINKING:
"Well behaved women rarely make history."
Don't forget Mother Theresa
"Women are incapable of leadership roles"
HOLD ON CHAUVIN! GET WITH THE TIMES!
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SO A MAN SAYS! |
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WOMAN'S REACTION! |
FATALISM:
"Everything happens for a reason"
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HEY PADDY, TINGS BE MOSTLY CALM TDAY BUT SOON DE RIOTS' ER COMIN IN DOOBLIN |
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DOES ANYONE CARE? |
STATISTICALLY SPEAKING:
YELLING for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
ORGASM: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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(In the next life, they wants to be pigs.) |
COCKROACHES will live nine days without a head before starving to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)
MALE PRAYING MANTIS cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
SORRY DEAR I MUST HAVE LOST MY HEAD
......(30 minutes. That lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
QUESTION:
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT LUCKY PIG?
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."-George Bernard Shaw
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JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE! |
CAMERA FALLS FROM A SKY DIVING PLANE AND LANDS IN.......A PIG PEN! WAS IT LOOKING TO CAPTURE THE 30 MINUTE ORGASM?
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