THE MESSAGE:
We have created a complete culture of commercial psychology that makes watching, seeing and listening a frustrating experience. Wouldn't life be much more enjoyable if we only had pay TV, No billboards and ad free radio? Would you pay an extra $20 a month for services that would allow us to be freed from these curses. Or do you use these forced breaks to allow you to visit the kitchen, snack cupboard and washroom?
There are University and college programs called "marketing". I suspect the students accepted into these programs are trained (indoctrinated) into the concepts of preying on the human weakness of 'want' and turning it into 'perceived need'.
How can we brainwash people into buying something, that they really don't want, don't care about and don't need? ANSWER: ANNOY THEM; USE INCESSANT REPETITION; MAKE THEM FEEL INFERIOR OR LEFT OUT; PROMISE HUGE BENEFITS ETC.
SUPER BOWL ADS:
Companies pay a premium and spend more to produce the newest, best, funniest or gimmickyest (is that a word) ads. People actually anticipate watching them!
There are University and college programs called "marketing". I suspect the students accepted into these programs are trained (indoctrinated) into the concepts of preying on the human weakness of 'want' and turning it into 'perceived need'.
How can we brainwash people into buying something, that they really don't want, don't care about and don't need? ANSWER: ANNOY THEM; USE INCESSANT REPETITION; MAKE THEM FEEL INFERIOR OR LEFT OUT; PROMISE HUGE BENEFITS ETC.
SUPER BOWL ADS:
Companies pay a premium and spend more to produce the newest, best, funniest or gimmickyest (is that a word) ads. People actually anticipate watching them!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $3000 A WEEK, FOR LIFE
Marty Sheehey used to say, "Duh? I'd buy more cake dimwit!"
THE DEEP SINCERE VOICE
GUTS GLORY RAM
You might be a redneck if you spent more money on your truck and shotgun than you spent on your education.
THE HELPFUL VOICE
WITH EXPERT ADVICE
Go to your Home Hardware for non slippery plant hangers and feeders!
REMEMBER, YOU DON'T PAY UNLESS WE RECOVER MONEY FOR YOU.
THE WARNING VOICE
THE HEART AND STROKE DEADLINE IS FAST APPROACHING
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| Oh crap! How much time do I have left before this disaster strikes? |
THE URGENT CALL NOW VOICE
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME
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| I SHOULD HAVE ACTED SOONER |
THE ENTICING VOICE
BECAUSE WE'RE WORTH IT
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| HEY BOSS DA KITTY! DA KITTY! |
THE PROTESTER VOICE
IDLE NO MORE
Maybe I could find a better place to live than this crummy village. One where I could get work, not worry about the bloody moose migration or the crappy school. I don't even like fish!
THE HEALING VOICE
ANY OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL ADS
THE VOICE STARTS SLOWLY:
"USE 'STIFFIT' FOR PERSISTANT MUSCLE WEAKNESS
But don't take it if you've ever had the flu or if you still have 2 legs. It could cause bank account depletion and jammed medicine cabinets,
THE VOICE SPEED INCREASES DRAMATICALLY:
Side effects may include constipation, diarrhea, nausea, headache, fever, facial blisters, rash, ingrown toe nails, infertility, ass pain, enlarged breasts, brain shrinkage, kidney failure even death
THE VOICE SLOWS DOWN:
Talk your doctor and if he still prescribes it....... CHANGE DOCTORS.
THE DESPERATE VOICE
SEE IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
"LES MISERABBBB IN ITS FINAL 640 WEEKS"
THE BROADCASTER VOICE
THE FORD 'CRACK VIDEO' IS COMING UP RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK.
Enough already!
THANKS FOR JOINING US.... BYE BYE
THE REVEALING VOICE
THE LATEST POLLS SHOW THAT......
THE PATRIOTIC VOICE
THERE ARE INDICATIONS OF POLITICAL CRAP HAPPENING ON 'AMERICAN SOIL'.
That's quite a lot of crap!
THE ALARMED VOICE
THE ARAB SPRING IS UPON US
THE POLITICALLY CORRECT VOICE
UNCLE JESSE SAYS I'M AN AFRICAN AMERICAN. WHERE THE HELL IS AFRICA?
THE WEATHERMAN VOICE
HERE IS YOUR SEVEN DAY FORECAST
..... WAIT, THIS JUST IN:
WIARTON WILLIE FOUND DEAD. THE LYING LITTLE BASTARD
THE WHINY VOICE
RACIAL PROFILING
YO WASSUP BRO?
THE POLITICIAN VOICE
WILL THE MINISTER EXPLAIN WHY SENATOR SAM SHAT HIS SHORTS?
THE NEIL YOUNG VOICE
GREENHOUSE GAS SONG WITH HARMONICA IN THE BACKGROUND.
Folks hollered out that's just not cool
So I sing out loudly with a shuffle and a slow hop
Farting not allowed on this earth you fool
pppffffft...oops
QUESTION:
How much of the cost of goods and services can be attributed to advertising?
QUOTE:
"Advertising, a judicious mixture of flattery and threats."-NORTHROP FRYE
LEMONS TO:
The guy who talked Yogi into making this ad
CLIP:
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