Tony At 10: BLOCKBUSTERS; BLOG 114; JAN 17, 2014

THE MESSAGE:
Tony introduces his new blockbusters. Available only at Tony @ Ten. Don't miss this opportunity for top flight entertainment!
The critics are raving. Spectacular action, brilliant acting and spine-tingling thrills. All are must-sees.

BLOCKBUSTER #1

"LILY THE KID" ****

Starring
Smiley Syrus (as the reluctant heroine and stage performer, Connie Connor)
Dusty Beaver (as the saloon singer, Beeb)
Dult McGin (as Hoot Howler the brains of a left leaning Hooter Gang,
Clint Law (as Sonny Dancey, Sheriff of Ontario County)
Rasmus Fielder (as Jud Schmidt, Magistrate for Ontario County

SYNOPSIS

In this Western thriller, Connie falls in love with Sonny. Hoot stands in line for a large payday from his ponzi scheme involving Beeb. The plot thickens when Beeb is accused of murdering one of his investors. Clint saddles up and gets a posse together to find the real killer. Connie rides to the rescue by hitting Hoot in the groin with a steel ball.

CONNIE JOINS SONNY'S POSSE

BLOCKBUSTER #2

"THE PADDLER"****
Starring:
Rod Ferd (as Rico, beleaguered mayor of a large modern city)
Duggy Ferd ( as Brudda, Rob's best supporter and muscle)
Contra Vonn (as Adam Nimby, the biggest loser in the free world and Rico's stated enemy)
Ken Knott (as Norm Shark, who is looking to bite Rico in the ass)

SYNOPSIS

Warning: This explicit preview contains unfriendly environmental scenes. The paddler is not being eco-friendly. If we had a closeup view you would see the Pee running down his legs. Will his prayers be answered? Will the Mayor prevail against Norm? Will Nimby wakeup and actually support something progressive? The all star cast takes you through the answers to these dilemmas and more.

BLOCKBUSTER #3

"THE ACCOMPLICE"****

Starring:

Bippy Fillips,(as Toro Greenie, deep space enviro scientist.)
Jim Bob Fillips, (as Pooch Walton, the wise-assed lab assistant)
Rodney McKinus, (as Coco Nuts, Toro's press secretary.)
Mortimer Childs, (as Marty the Kid, Starship Commander
and a dog named Noofie

SYNOPSIS

This is a futuristic tale of two men who must race through deep space to rescue Noofie who has been dognapped. They fight off hordes of alien antagonists seeking to destroy the myth of their invincibility. Their sidekick is the witty and always helpful Coco Nuts who busies himself lazing around while giving out 'Expert Advice' to 'Space Ship Owners'. The space travellers find themselves up to their proverbial asses in a series of dangerous interstellar adventures. Pooch, as always, is there to do some arm-chair quarterbacking and second-guessing. Marty must tolerate the constant bickering of Toro and Pooch as he manoevres the spaceship through perilous encounters with strange creatures.

COCO NUTS TAKING ONE OF HIS FREQUENT BREAKS

BLOCKBUSTER #4

"THE PREVARICATOR"

Starring
Allan Glory (as President Borek Obsessme, the consummate spinner and boilerplate orator).
Sara Pollen (as Missy Schell Obsessme, First Lady, Borek's wife).
(as Queen Trixie of Holland).
Paul Randy (as Congressman Biff Lobber, presidential hopeful).
Joseph Biding (as Yasser Wright, Obsessme's Veep and sidekick).
Chris Crissy (as Dick Signer, the spy disguised as an interpreter for the hearing impaired).
Will Riley (as Fox Raider, the analyst for World News Network).

SYNOPSIS

The story unfolds as President Obsessme is caught in a web of intrigue and deception surrounding his affair with Queen Trixie. Lobber and Wright plot to overthrow Obsessme's Presidency by assassinating him. Signer discovers the plot and leaks the details to Fox. Missy reveals her love for Biff, her true identity and unexpectedly joins forces with a hated rival. Fox Raider has a heart attack in the Situation Room while trying to say the words 'assassination attempt'.

BLOCKBUSTER #5

"THE LESSON"

Starring:

Ynot Roif (as Tony, the Capo di Tutti Capi)
Pierce Pert (as Gordon Gaspass, the smart-mouthed English teacher who owes Tony big time)
Cas Cassman (as Gunnar, protector and naive pal of Gaspass and Quack)
Connor Duck (as Quack, also in debt to Tony and the 3rd member of the annoying triumvirate from Northern Saskatchewan, trying to avoid mob revenge)
Pierre Boulangere (as Marbles, the French spy)
Barnie Ringalot (as Bear, the pot stirring lawyer)
Jonny McSnag (as Easy Lou, consigliere, and mob problem solver.
Eddie Sorbi (as the Rat, real estate baron, mob informer and retired hit man)
Gee McFee (as Ugh, Tony's top enforcer)
Connor Terrance (as Majesty, mob clean up man)
Hal Harold (as Prince, Tony's driver and bodyguard

SYNOPSIS

This thriller about debt, reprisal, corruption and forgiveness will keep you on the edge of your seat for the duration. Tony rules with an iron fist and barely tolerates the criticisms and accusations of Gaspass. Marbles sits on the fence while trying to learn the crafty ways of Tony's operation. Quack and Gunnar pretend at friendship but their inner hatred for one another is eventually revealed. Bear represents Gaspass in a civil suit and loses. It seems that Gaspass is heading to bankruptcy and misery. The Rat meets an unexpected end while Majesty chuckles knowingly at his fate. Easy Lou attends mass one morning only to discover an unbearable truth. Ugh is arraigned on a murder charge. Prince proves to be invaluable in the final outcome.

BLOCKBUSTER #6

"THE POLITICIAN"

Starring:
Deeter Hopper (as Harper Sven, Canadian Prime Minister)
Dustin Troody (as Kris Myass, Liberal Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada)
Endy Pee (as Mulecare, the loud mouthed opposition leader)
Chuck Andgus (as Windy Blamer, the NDP MP )
Doofus Duffy (as Senator, Dick Check )
and 2 dogs named 'Gitit' and 'Fetch'.

SYNOPSIS

The story is centred around the Canadian political scene and unfolds as PM Sven wraps up a new deal with Europe to the benefit of Canadian jobs. Mulecare stalls for time in Question Period while his dirt diggers try to find more fodder. Meanwhile, Myass tries his hand at charming female party attendees. Senator Check loses popularity by trying to claim unwarranted expense items. Other Senators are found guilty of creating positions for their friends and relatives. Windy finds fault with the Canadian Government for giving Attawapiskat, a native community with a population of 2000 people, only 90 million dollars. He is backed by other native tribes who are vowing to be 'Idle no more'. Chaos erupts as Kris and his ladies get involved in a bar fight