CROSSING THE DON (not the river); DLOG # 2200; FRI AUG 09, 2019

THE COMEBACK:

"HOW DUMB IS DONALD?"

"LOOK IN THE MIRROR!"

THE MESSAGE:

Poor old Donald! He can’t get no respect from the U.S. Democrats. Some of his non supporters continue to rag on him ruthlessly. CNN reports that back in the day, his mother cried while experiencing ’the Trump Bump’. It got worse!

 

People around the world anxiously await his next tweet or speech from the White House. Odds makers in Las Vegas, are saying that his next blunder will bring the total to 8,760. Four years ago, they had given 20 to 1 odds that he would not exceed 9,000 for his Presidency. Millions of  bettors jumped on the deal. I wonder what will happen to the city of Las Vegas if Trump gets re-elected.

THE BLURB:

With the passing of the World Politic trade deadline on August 08, Canadians missed their chance to trade Justin Trudeau for Donald Trump. Surely people recognize that one is a smooth talking statesman while the other is not. 

Here are some pre-deadline headlines: T for T (not Tea for Two!). Will the T’s be swapped? Apparently the deal breaker centred around the arguments of ‘who had the highest IQ and how much should be paid for the differences in IQ’? Some comparisons were made.

Surveys were conducted, asking people to send in pictures that would help settle the dispute.

Even the Queen of England responded.

This picture was submitted by an anonymous responder from Kentucky:

These submissions were delivered from the sub-continent after a momentous visit:

This submission was Trumpeted by Stormy Daniels:

UPDATE:

The world submitted much evidence and many opinions; however, the trade deal fell through. Some Canadians felt that they should have received some money in the exchange; however, many more wanted to make the trade ‘even up’.

THE QUESTION:

How would you have voted?

THE LEMON:




Take your pick from directly above










THE QUOTE:

THE CLIP: