THE COMEBACK:

SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

THE MESSAGE:

What does humanity feed the people? It uses pastry-filled starter courses of religion in order to control the will and the spirit. For the main course, it dishes out basted political roasts such as communism, democracy, dictatorships and socialism to control the mind. For deserts it serves up a juicy custard of propaganda to hide its evils and shame.

WE THE PEOPLE

Some go so far as to put on pre-dinner soirees in order to serve up preachings against war and killing; however, after dinner they organize a dance to spend gazillions on bombs, guns and weapons of war in the name of protecting borders, ideologies, greed and other controls to keep the citizens safe from the 'evil empires' that exist.

TONY TODAY:

PARLIAMENT

Parliamentarians act like a bunch of morons at a pot party! When responding to any issue, it is deemed necessary to attack the message and belittle the speaker or the party in power. Would it not be more productive to respond with a calm counter proposal that addresses the needs of the province or the riding where the member resides?

For example the Ontario Legislature, took issue with the policing restructure for safety in some black communities when some claimed this was racist. As a result, the restructure was deleted and the community suffered. What a turnoff that was! Was it an attempt to curry favour with 'Black Lives Matter"?

WORLD POWER

KIM JUNG UN

HERE HE IS WITH AN 'UPDO'

HERE HE IS WITH AN 'UP YOU'

He thinks nuclear weapons are the answer to being the benevolent leader who leads and controls his people into the future. He thinks the rest of the world is fooled by the film clips of the audience clapping whenever he appears in public.

VLADIMIR VPUTIN

YOU BET YOUR ASS!

THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

He believes in extreme methods to control the minds and welfare of his country by dominating other nations. He must rake in a lot of money but is very sly when it comes to spending it. How does he do it? What is to become of Ukrainia?

BASHAR AL-ASSAD

I DID NOT

WELL MAYBE

Bashar al-Assad has ruled Syria as president since July 2000. In the first five years of the war, which began in 2011, an estimated 400,000 Syrians were killed. He used criminal tactics to prevent a movement to remove him from power. He used poison gas to wipe out the opposition.

JOE BIDEN

WHAT DID I SAY?

OOPS!

He doesn't seem to care about presenting a caring image to the world. This 'Joe-boy' does what he feels is right for America and stick handles afterwards around negative reactions from the masses.

TRUDEAU

I NEED HELP!

THIS IS UH FUN!
GIVE IT A TRY VLADMIR

O CANADA?

Does not know what Canada needs let alone the world. He dances in India, sings in Ottawa, travels a lot and probably still sucks his thumb at night.

THE MUSIC:

Olivia Newton-John - If You Love Me, Let Me Know

THE STUFF:

The security Council is a joke. One Nation can veto what the majority has voted for. Instead of being a positive force for the betterment of desperate citizens of the world; They put up false fronts and ready made excuses. What good is this organization? Do they actually accomplish any real good in the world. It is time to disband all of the international committees of the world that are attended by the likes of Justin Trudeau, only to impress others with their unrealistic and insincere presence.

THE CHILDREN

Let's get down to the real issue! Why is there so much suffering on the part of the innocents of our world? Too many children live in poverty. Millions of children live without adequate shelter or access to safe water supplies; millions more have no access to health services and many die before reaching the age of five. Nearly 1 billion people began the millennium unable to read a book or sign their names. It is estimated that approximately one percent of the money spent on military grade weapons by the world’s nations would suffice to place all the children of the world in decent schools. It seems to me that the children of the world have become an endangered species. How will these children be saved?

THE PUN: