THE COMEBACK:

Your girlfriend tells it like it is!

Dream on sport!

THE MESSAGE:

FROM FOX NEWS

Sometimes men believe that women are prone to being cruel in a relationship. In much of the feminist movement, it seems that women, being tired of the new establishment, have begun to use reverse sexism in an effort to achieve more balance in their quest for 'equality for women’.

Have they agreed to a unified attack? Fox News says that women have covertly agreed among themselves that behaviours are perfectly justifiable regardless of how they play with a guy’s emotions or ego.

TONY TODAY:

Fox has compiled the following list to illustrate how some women behave. LIKELY STORIES!

10. They don’t pick up the phone.

The number she gave you was fake. Women apparently find this manouvre very workable and this is the easiest way of never talking to you again.

9. They may use men for free drinks.

The cruel and heartless women will accept that drink in a bar, flirt a little with the byer and move on to the next sucker with a vulnerable wallet.

8. They may use men as placeholders.

These girls don’t like to be alone and without a relationship, so instead of putting you out of your misery she’ll keep you in line until she meets someone to replace you. If she’s really cruel, she’ll start things up with someone else before she’s finalized the breakup with you.

7. They may emotionally manipulate men.

A few well-placed tears or a temper tantrum and most men will do anything to get it to stop.

6. They may use physical violence.

Some women, think it’s perfectly acceptable to slap a boyfriend across the face when he says something to piss her off. Knowing that he would never hit her back, this type of woman feels like she can inflict any kind physical pain on him without fear of repercussion. A man is also less likely to tell someone about suffering physical violence at the hands of his girlfriend if he believes he’ll be thought of as weak or pathetic.

5. They may criticize their men in public.

Television shows and commercials often depict men as bumbling idiots, while their wives and girlfriends are intelligent, in control and flawless. This may contribute to the real life practice of cruel women who criticize and humiliate their men in public places. Women can get away with this in ways that men would never be allowed to. When a woman pokes fun at her man or even soundly debases him, the group surrounding them is more likely to laugh than to be appalled

4. They don’t disclose their relationship status.

"I have a boyfriend." That information should be disclosed at the beginning of the conversation. It’s certainly not the worst thing a woman could do to a man, but it is annoying when she lets you assume that she’s available so that she can enjoy your flirtation and flattery.

3. They withhold sex.

Withholding sex in order to get something she wants or simply to punish her man for his transgressions is a pretty awful and selfish thing to do, even if it is effective.

2. They test their men.

If you really loved her, you’d go over to her place instead of hanging with the boys. If her request comes with an "if you really loved me," then it’s a test. If you choose anything other than immediately rushing to her side, you’re going to fail. This kind of testing in a relationship is indeed cruel and petty.

1. They flirt to inspire jealousy.

Girls who flirt obviously with other guys in front of their boyfriends are immature and manipulative.

THE MUSIC:

STAND BY YOUR MAN