THE COMEBACK:

HEY COWBOY! ARE YOU SAYING JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS STUPID?

THE MESSAGE:

The root cause of dizziness can be difficult to diagnose, even for physicians and specialists. One of the most obvious causes is over consumption of alcohol in an under consumption of time. This is easy to prove by studying the life histories of some alcoholic derelicts that you may know. Their penchant for single malt scotch can only be surpassed by that of Tijuana Vodka or Captain Morgan Rum .

A second common cause of dizziness stems from an unexplainable devotion to a favourite professional baseball team in Toronto. for those who don’t have patience for MLB, dizziness can also be aroused by visiting a home ice hockey game of the Toronto Maple Leafs. “Go Jays go!” Ha ha.

Of course one may have a few acquaintances who present a third common cause. They have little control of their balance due to the buildup of wax in their ears.

Some attribute dizziness from sitting too long and then standing quickly and trying to move. This happens to me often.

Another cause could be playing bocce while trying to think too much or talking nonsense too much, or laughing out loud too often, or dreaming of former lovers.

TONY TODAY:

For some dizziness is a total mystery. Even if they do not consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol or drugs. I have made it a monthly routine to clear the wax buildup from my ears. Long ago I ceased to be an ardent fan of professional sports teams. I often regret spending so much time in playing sports and wish that I had instead, taken music lessons on the piano. As the youngest of 4 children of immigrant, hardworking parents I was not forced to play or follow sporting activities. My inclinations were always directed by friends from the neighbourhood and school.

ANNOYING TV ADS MAKE ME DIZZY!

Too many ads promoting lotteries or good fortune.
Ads looking for 'Road Warriors’.
Ads by Client seeking by lawyer firms. "You don’t pay unless we recover money for you."
Ads using dumb words such as ‘wowza’.
Ads with dogs or other animals.
Ads that are just plain stupid!
Horribly Annoying: TV Jingles.
Comparative cleaning product clips or pictures.
Too many automobile ads.
The fake choir master for A&W. I think this guy is a fake burger critic also.
“Oh yaaaa” Oliver the asshole er..jeweller
YOU PICK ONE!