WHAT IS DESTINY? BLOG # 2340; FRI MAR 04,2022

    THE COMEBACK:

THE MESSAGE:

When you replace “Why is this happenIng to me?” with “What is this trying to teach me?” it is wise to pay attention! 

 

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens’

TONY TODAY:

STOP WORRYING ABOUT DEATH

1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54

2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57

3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41

4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.

HOWEVER, CHECK THIS OUT

5. KFC inventor died at 94.

6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at 88

7. Cigarette maker Winston died at age of 102

8. Inventor of opium died at 116 in an earthquake

9. Hennessey inventor dies at 98.

How can doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?  The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. "Promise... You will still die !" 
Happy Life; be Lazy and Chill !

 

THE MUSIC:

THE BEATLES >  Help!

THE STUFF:

MY 1O C’S THAT HAPPEN TO UNFORTUNATE HUMANS

1.CHEATING SPOUSE

2.CANCER

3.CLUELESS FRIENDS

4.COLD AND LONELY HOUSE

5.CASH NEEDS

6.CRAZY TEENAGER

7.CANTANKEROUS MOTHER IN LAW

8.CROOKED OLD TEETH

9.COCK WALLOPING SCAMMERS  

10.CONTINUOUS TRAUMA

THE PUN:

OLDEN DAYS REVISITED

THE QUESTION:

Who’s your inspiration?

THE QUOTE:

“ENVY IS THE 

 ULCER OF THE SOUL” SOCRATES  

THE LEMON:

Once again Justin is selected.

Trudeau is not alone. His Liberals never hesitate to call others racist, except when their own leader wore racist blackface, or ignored Quebec’s codified racism.

THE CLIP: