Tony At 10: OH CANADA, POOR CANADA, FIX CANADA; BLOG # 2268; FRI OCT 16, 2020

THE COMEBACK:

YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PUSH MY BUTTONS.

I DID NOT MEAN TO PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS, I WAS ONLY LOOKING FOR ‘MUTE’,

THE MESSAGE:

Alexander Jones (born February 11, 1974) is an American far- right radio show host, political extremist and conspiracy theorist.

If we had an Alex Jones in Canada he would most likely produce the following article for one of his news reports.

THE LATEST ONTARIO NDP PLAN

Phase 1.

1. They should get the Federal Liberals to create a hardware factory specializing in shovel production. Appoint Elizabeth May, former head of the Green Party, as the plant manager.

2. Instead of welfare cheques & EI benefits for those who can work but choose not to, give them a free shovel.

3. Give the NDP party members and their supporters a bigger shovel and Andrea Horwath the biggest one (sized to match her mouth).

4. Put them to work and keep them busy digging a trench around the Province of Quebec.

5. Skirt Montreal and leave the city undisturbed. Create a land corridor from Ontario to the Maritimes. Build a super highway to include Montreal and to join the regions.

6. Add to Horwath’s crew all the First Nations people, still living on reservations, and collecting welfare.

7. When the trench around Quebec is completed, haul the land north and dump it into Hudson Bay. Call the new land Quebec du Nord.

Phase 2.

Now all of the water from Hudson Bay would flow South into the void. Have the Federal Liberals Create a second more modern factory and put their supporters to work building wind turbines and generators. Plant the energy combo along the shores of the new bay newly named, the Bay of Good Intentions. The Turbines output would be used to produce power. (150,000 of them would raise the water temperature by a 1/2 degree) they could make more turbines to achieve warmer temperatures.

1. Close the reservations. Give the southern shoreline property of the new bay to the native workers, (no greedy chiefs need apply) to build new homes, (subsidized of course), casinos and fishing lodges. This could satisfy land claims and help to prevent smuggling.

2. Collect all of the Toronto gang neighbourhoods and move them North of the newly named province, 'Quebec du Nord' (provided the Quebecois still want to be part of Canada). House them in log cabins and large igloos.

3. Move all of the Federal Prisons & City Jails North of Q de Nord (no provincial status here) and surround them with an electrical fence (more work for the Ontario Liberals). Name this settlement Gangland. Do not allow them to own shoes. No guards would be needed. Drop supplies in each month and let them fight over them.

4. Once a week dispatch a fly over of Gangland. Anyone spotted outside the fence and shoeless, would be shot and left for the Polar Bears to snack on.

5. When the shovel factory closes, convert it to a subway production facility and tunnel makers. Put the unemployed to work building subways for the cities and buried oil pipelines for Alberta's oil and gas.

Now that I have presented solutions for most of Canada’s problems! ....Oops what about the man made climate freaks? Move them North of Gangland to protect Canada’s Arctic Sovereignty. END OF STORY!

TONY TODAY:

Canada is a rich nation primarily because of the habits, values, and social capital of its citizenry. This precept is further explained by the simple moral idea that effort should always lead to reward. People through integrity, hard work and a determination to play by the rules are entitled to be prosperous. Money and wealth should go to people on the basis of merit and enterprise. Self-control should be rewarded while laziness and self-indulgence should not.

Our community institutions should nurture responsibility and fairness, Unfortunately this reality can be and often is undermined and eroded. There are far to many evils at work. Patronage, waste, manipulating brokers, fraudsters that steal from fellow workers and government, and future generations.

Is it any mystery that social trust is sacrificed and suffers. The result often is that over zealous politicians develop hidden agendas. Unions go too far in the name of worker protection. Occupy movements provide misleading and artificial ideas.

THE MUSIC:

THE TRAGICALLY HIP: BOBCAYGEON

INTERETING STUFF:

To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously head butt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

THE PUN:

I ONCE KNEW A WOMAN WHO OWNED A TASER. NEDLESS TO SAY SHE WAS ’STUNNING’