Friday, October 26, 2012

OH PLEASE!




·     A California mom who couldn't breastfeed her children says she gets maternal satisfaction by breastfeeding her pet dog. How sick is our society becoming. This sheds new light on the old expression ‘Going to the Dogs’

·     George Jonas, National Post on Presidential Debates: “They demonstrate how far will he go, how low will he sink, how much will he grovel, how distastefully will he blow his own horn, how sickeningly will he pander, offer insincere praise, kiss ass, get on his knees, promise the earth, demean and humiliate himself, all to get a job for which people should probably never run in the first place.” No need to sugar coat it George!

·     Justin Trudeau running for the Leadership of the Federal Liberal Party has many journalists in a panic. Whether or not he is successful will have no effect on hard-boiled Liberals. He will make them feel good. That’s what Liberal Leaders do. Their ideals are based on ‘the Feel Good Phenomenon’. They promote programs that make them feel like they are a good person and don’t ever investigate or care whether or not they work!

·     Moderator Crowley rescued Obama from Romney’s assertion that the US Gov’t dropped the ball on the terrorist attack at their Embassy in Libya. Crowley ended the argument by declaring, incorrectly, the President was right when he declared that he had called the attack a ‘terrorist attack’ the morning after in the ‘Rose Garden’. Obama lied blatantly and got away with it. Crowley should have stayed home!

·     Paul Driessen. “The duplicity and hypocrisy of environmental pressure groups seem to be matched only by their consummate skill at manipulating public opinion, amassing political power, securing taxpayer-funded government grants, and persuading people to send them money and invest in ethical stock funds.”   If you are looking for the motives of Environmental Activist Leaders; here they are! David Suzuki makes me Pukey.

·     A Princeton University study, in which researchers monitored the neural activity of 500 volunteers during sexual self-stimulation, found “that regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, or level of formal education, masturbation taps into a grand and virtually limitless scope of imagination within a person’s mind. While masturbating, the typical person exhibits a creative aptitude so extravagant and breathtaking it resembles the visionary artistry of a Picasso or Beethoven” Who knew?  Sex Ed teachers told me I would go blind. Isn’t that right Cas?

·     In two attacks in Afghanistan over the past two days, Afghan police officers opened fire on their colleagues, leaving at least eight dead, in the latest episodes of Afghan police and military forces killing one another. Late Thursday, an Afghan police officer and a cook opened fire at a police outpost in Helmand Province, starting an attack that left at least five other police officers dead. So much for training the native population to protect and maintain Western Ideals!

CONCLUSION:  ENOUGH WITH PETS, DEBATING, POLITICS, ENVIRONMENTALISM AND MISSIONARY WORK.  MORE MASTURBATION!

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