Thursday, July 5, 2012

RANT ON ANTHONY!


TOP 10 TV COMMERCIALS THAT PUSH MY BUTTONS:

              # 10. The 2 old farts on the TD Banking commercial “It can’t be Sunday; the Bank is open”
              # 9.  Granny says “Ooooh Kids let’s go play Hide and seek.” are you sure “I’m sure”
               # 8.  The door-knob dancing out the door “whistles”; clicks his heels, spins, & implies Viagra makes his sex better so he acts like an ass.
               # 7. "IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" Just how much can we stand without throwing rocks at the screen??
               # 6.  Any barker add that says "Call Now" more than twice
               # 5.  The dopey red-headed guy pumping Roger's Digital TV “Watch it Here; pause it here; watch it here.”
               # 4. "Switching just got better" Will it be better tomorrow?
               # 3. "Get back to Normal; whatever your Normal is." Do people really know what their normal is?
               # 2. The Deep Voice guy for RAM Pickup trucks. "Guts, Glory Ram" Is a deep voice really synonymous with power? Why not a girl with a squeaky voice? 
              # 1.  I buy your Gold. OH YAAAA!   Get this guy off the air & out of TOWN!

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