A BIT O' TOUNGE IN CHEEK OR JUST CHEEKY:

COULD THIS WORK?

1. Have The Federal Liberals establish a shovel factory. Put Lizzy May in charge as the CEO.

2. Instead of welfare cheques & EI benefits for those who can work but don’t, give them a free shovel.

3. Give the NDP losers (all of them) and their supporters a shovel and Mulcair the biggest one (sized to match his mouth).

4. Put them to work and keep them busy digging a trench around Quebec.

5. Leave Montreal in place and create a land corridor to the Maritimes (More landscaping for Mulcair).

6. Get all the natives on reservations and and the Quebec Language Police to join the diggers and haul the land up into Hudson Bay.

Now all of the water from Hudson Bay would flow down into the void and it would develop a more moderate temperature.

1. Have the McGuinty Liberals and their supporters build wind turbines (from scratch) and plant them along the shores of the new bay. They would be used to produce power  (150,000 of them would raise the water temperature by a 1/2 degree) they could make more turbines to achieve warmer temperatures.

2. Close the reservations. Give the shoreline property of the new bay to the native workers, (no greedy chiefs need apply) to build new homes (subsidized of course), casinos and fishing lodges. This could satisfy land claims and prevent smuggling.

3. Collect all of the Toronto gang neighborhoods and move them North of the new province of 'Quebec du Nord' (provided the Quebecois still want to be part of Canada).

4. Move all of the Federal Prisons & City Jails North of Gangland (no provincial status here) and surround them with electrical fences (more work for the Ontario Liberals). No guards would be needed. Drop supplies in each month and let them fight over them.

5. When the shovel factory closes, convert it to a subway production facility and tunnel makers. Put the diggers to work building subways in the cities and buried oil pipelines from Alberta to BC.

Now I have solved most of Canada’s problems! Oops what about the climate freaks? Move them North of Prison Land to protect our Arctic Sovereignty. END OF STORY!